Freaky Features - Paranoid Chicken T-Shirt
Black / S
$32.99
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Freaky Features - Paranoid Chicken T-Shirt
$32.99
Freaky Features - Paranoid Chicken T-Shirt
This paranoid chicken has seen some things.
Front: A wide-eyed, unhinged rooster head with a massive red comb, dark sunglasses, and a suspicious stare, looking like he’s convinced someone is after his pizza.
Back: The payoff: an open pizza box containing a big chocolate donut instead of pizza.Two-sided storytelling that perfectly captures the Freaky Features vibe: spooky-cute, absurd, and hilariously relatable.
Details:
- Full front + back print
- Original hand-drawn illustration
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
- Relaxed unisex fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for lasting construction
- Available sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label; 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean