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Freaky Features - Sad Brian - T-Shirt
$32.99
Freaky Features - Sad Brian T-Shirt
Meet Sad Brian, the depressed, dripping brain monster with long purple-tipped tentacles and a single glowing yellow eye.
Meet Sad Brian, the depressed, dripping brain monster with long purple-tipped tentacles and a single glowing yellow eye.
On the front: Sad Brian stares sadly at you, looking like he just got stood up by his pizza delivery.On the back: The tragic scene continues, an open pizza box with a half-eaten, sad-looking cake dripping out like tears.
A hilarious two-sided design that captures the ultimate Freaky Features mood: spooky, cute, and deeply relatable.
Details:


- Full front + back print
- Original hand-drawn illustration
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
- Relaxed unisex fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and worn-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean